moc-tod-ffuts-modnar:

thatderp:

fortheloveofhulk:

the-silence-wears-westwood:

What if people who have anxiety are just unaccustomed to the way the world works because this is the first incarnation of their soul on the earth? And confident people are at ease with the world because they have already been incarnated multiple times and, in a sense, already know how the world works.

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What if it’s the other way around?

I don’t know which disturbs me more.

titytwochainz:

remember when niggas had they voicemail set up to sound like they answered the phone. like you call and it go “wassup” u start talkin and it say “sike nah this my voicemail” now u lookin dumb as hell like

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  • godric: i took your advice salazar
  • salazar: what advice
  • godric: about having giant versions of our house animals
  • salazar: oh no
  • godric: i got a 60 foot lion
  • salazar: oh no
  • godric: she's in the grounds right now
  • salazar: OH NO
  • godric: look out the window bro
  • salazar:
  • salazar: wait i dont see her
  • godric: yeah i was lion about the whole thing
  • salazar:
  • godric:
  • salazar: i cant believe i let that pun slytherin to the conversation
  • godric: ayyyyy
  • salazar: ayyyyy
mcdamnright:

What do people even do with Bachelor degrees?

mcdamnright:

What do people even do with Bachelor degrees?

HOW TO GET GIRLS

officialtuxedo:

1. Buy an extremely large amount of snow

2. Send it to the girl you like

3. Call her up a few days later and say “did you get my drift”

kaybeezie92:

hannahoddity:

chaboneobaiarroyoallende:

Bowie

this makes me cry of laughter every time

Every time I go to McDonald’s, and get straws I tell my sister, “Y’know David Bowie probably touched these.”  Then we laugh, and people look at us strange, and then we laugh harder.

pumpkabsol:

a LONG long time ago I’d planned to make a whole series of drawings of the Disney princess lineup in dresses inspired by legendary pokemon

after finding these in my files I’m thinking I should dust this off and start anew because a lot of the designs I had were actually pretty nice

…nothing else matters but those memories.

lianahee365:

137|365|2014 Saturday May 17
I’m visiting family this weekend and still brought my paints to get some commissions finished in the evening!

lianahee365:

137|365|2014 Saturday May 17

I’m visiting family this weekend and still brought my paints to get some commissions finished in the evening!

vvtvrmom:

I just looked outside to check the patriarchy and apparently it’s reigning men